Martin Scorsese is doing another project with Leo named: Wolf of Wall Street. It sounds like a werewolf movie with stockbrokers, but it isn’t.
News about the film is brought to us via Variety
In “Wolf of Wall Street” DiCaprio would play Belfort, a Long Island penny stockbroker who served 20 months in prison for refusing to cooperate in a massive 1990s securities fraud case that involved widespread corruption on Wall Street and in the corporate banking world, including mob infiltration.
To me this sounds like a mash up of Goodfellas and Catch Me If You Can; I love both, but I am not interested in seeing them together in the same film. I am biased however, most tales of white collar crime bore the hell out of me. I would be much more interested in a stressed out broker that has lycanthropy and starts killing people when they forget to “buy low and sell high.” Forget the Bull and the Bear – Werewolves run the market! ARRRRRRRGH WOLVES!!!! Think of Teen Wolf all grown up….and with a disrespect for human life.
I guess I just want my wolves literal and not metaphoric. Moral of the story: Scorsese needs werewolves.
