This is easily the best news of the day. It appears the brilliant actor known as Crispen Gover will be starring as an Ice Cream man in a horror film! We get the villainous update from Variety:
Crispin Glover will play the lead role of a vengeful ice cream vendor in indie horror pic “The I Scream Man.” Cast includes Tom Sizemore, Judd Nelson and Haylie Duff. Horror filmmaker George A. Romero will cameo in the pic, which is written and directed by J.T. Mollner. Nicholas Terry produces. Lensing begins June 11 in Eugene, Ore
I think having Crispen Glover as a deranged Ice Cream man may be the best casting in movie history. I cannot wait to see footage of him driving around town in a truck, ringing his crazy bell, murmuring to himself and sweating for no good reason. This is a fall down funny Idea, but have no doubt that Glover will make it very uncomfortable for us to watch. After this movie people will have phobias of Ice Cream Trucks.
I can’t wait to see the poster for this.