Lohan To Play Stripper In I Know Who Killed Me

loht.jpegLindsay Lohan has been Cast in a role that suits her perfectly. We get the smut from the caves of Yahoo:

Lindsay Lohan made David Letterman’s heart beat faster when she told him she plays a stripper in her next film, “I Know Who Killed Me.”

“You’re just gonna kill me, you know I have a heart condition. You’re just gonna kill me,” the CBS’ “Late Show” host said Wednesday night.

The 20-year-old actress said the audience will be seeing “a lot” of her in the “really dark, scary film.” Lohan also said she took lessons for the role.”It’s really difficult to get yourself up there,” she said.

Our favorite teen slut is growing up to be a delightful adult slut. I think this is a great role for Lohan. Her fast paced, devil-may-care lifestyle has labeled her difficult to work with. Also her heavily publicized party girl escapades will hurt her chances of getting girl next door roles. I say go full tilt whore!

If you want to live like a member of Motley Crue then you should throw caution to the wind and wade neck deep into trashy roles. I think Lohan should keep doing smut films and fashion herself into a B-Movie legend akin to Sybil Danning or Shannon Tweed. As soon as Paris gets out of the slammer the two should hook up for the greatest women in prison movie ever.

For most, a role like this could turn a career for the worse, for Lohan I think this has a tongue in cheek appeal that will not hurt her much. I hope she embraces the role and becomes a queen of trash.

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