After the success of Casino Royale what better way is there to celebrate … than to ruin the follow up film. It appears the Olsen twins will be starring in the next Bond picture. We get the dismal news from M&C:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are set to be the first Bond girl twins.
In a bid to secure the 20-year-old sibling stars, producers are offering Mary-Kate and Ashley a clause in their contracts stating they will not have to strip off or shoot any sex scenes, according to online gossip columnist Janet Charlton.
If the twosome accept the offer they will reportedly play characters who help Bond with his mission. Shooting on the movie is due to start in 2008.
This is retarded. The Olsen twins do not look like Bond girls, they look like starving wharf rats. Wharf rats with aids, that are addicted to meth. This may trump Kirsten Dunst for the worst casting ever. I do not want this movie to turn into a fucking Olsen twins caper where they help Bond get the bad guys.
Call me old fashioned. But when you have twins in a bond movie for the first time, THEY HAVE TO DOUBLE TEAM BOND IN A “ROMANTIC” MANNER. This news of “no sex scenes or nudity” is just downright insulting. Why would you even cast people that will not appear in a love scene with bond? I do not care if Gene Hackman is cast in a role – he should be prepared to do a sex scene in a Bond film if need be. I do not know what mentally challenged sea lion they have captured to do the casting for this film, but they need to club it.
I am at a loss for words and hope this is a sick internet joke. I am sure there are a number of sultry twins that would kill for this role, and instead they cast the worst duo possible. They are the worst twins on earth because we know who they are, we can’t forget who they are, and no amount of “acting” they do will allow us to forget that they are the Olsen twins.
Say it ain’t so.
