i was having a conversation with a buddy of mine the other day about some of the hottest female characters in the movies. Now let me be clear about this… we ARE NOT talking about the hottest actresses. We’re talking about movie characters. There are times when an actress plays a certain role and she just comes off as hotter than you ever thought possible… and then maybe be nothing special in another role. So this list, is specifically about the hottest female character roles in movies
As always, the list is subjective. Here ya go.
1) Courteney Cox as Melissa Robinson in Ace Ventura Pet Detective
Before “Friends” came along, Courtney Cox was that chick from “Masters of the Universe”… but more importantly she was Melissa from Ace Ventura. To this day, she is without competition the single most beautiful female character ever to grace the screen to me.
2) Cameron Diaz as Tina Carlyle in The Mask
Oh good grief. I remember a bunch of buddies and I were all roomates and we would watch The Mask OVER AND OVER AND OVER again just to see this young new comer named Cameron Diaz at Tina. Holy crap she sizzled. Today, I really don’t think Diaz is all that hot in general…. but in The Mask, she made my private parts melt to a nuclear degree.
3) Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story
Va Va Va VOOM!!!! The term “classic beauty” was made for Catherine Hepburn, and in The Philadelphia Story she never looked better. I mean, you gotta be a hottie to have Carry Grant and James Stewart both falling for you in the same movie
4) Rachel McAddams as Claire Cleary in Wedding Crashers
Once again… not saying she’s one of the hottest actresses in the world… but in Wedding Crashers whenever she was on screen I was slightly distracted from the humor because all I could think about was various items of my anatomy that I’d like to put in her mouth. Holy crap she looked amazing in that flick
5) Kate Beckinsale as Selene in Underworld
Beckinsale…. tight black leather…. sigh.
6) Jessica Alba as Nancy Callahan in Sin City
Sadly, I’ve been forced to come to the conclusion that Alba doesn’t have much acting talent. I’ve even come to believe she isn’t all that good looking (by Hollywood standards that is), but if you had a room of 100 men and asked anyone who didn’t think Alba was pure sexy in Sin City to raise their hands…. 99 of the men would take that one man outside and beat some sense into him.
7) Halle Berry as Ginger Knowles in Swordfish
Not that good of a movie made deliciously watchable by every moment Ginger Knowles in blessing us with her presence on the screen. The famous gratuitous boob shoot aside, that women got a lot of engines revving.
8) Catherine Zeta-Jones as Virginia Baker in Entrapment
Doug will be upset that this isn’t number 1… but you’ll have a hard time winning an argument that she doesn’t at least belong on this list. That whole “Bending over with my ass in tight black spandex way up in the air while I crawl under this red laser” scene shall go down in history… and she makes it on this list for that shot alone!
9) Megan Fox as Mikaela Banes in Transformers
Sorry…. but this chick can’t act. Doesn’t matter for the purposes of this list though. She is pure liquid porno in this flick.
10) Bridget Moynahan as Dr. Cathy Muller in The Sum of All Fears
It’s a small part in the movie… but there is just something about a woman that looks THAT good… and is smart… that is just soooo damn sexy to me.
So there you have it. My little list of what I personally consider to be the 10 hottest female character roles in film. What do you think of it? Give me some of yours that I don’t have on my list.
