Yes I know, a “Boll Epic” are two words that sound as strange as the words “free prostitution” together, but it does exist(the EPIC that is) and it’s coming sometime soon whether you like it or not. Uwe Boll’s epic adventure, “Dungeon Siege” was supposed to be split into two films, because it was just too long. However, Boll has confirmed that the movie is going to be one PAINFULLY long film.
Moviehole gives us this: Boll tells Bloody Disgusting,
“No, it will be one long movie now, and the DVD will be even longer. But for theaters it will be one big movie because 70% of the big money action would come in the 2nd part, so we said we cannot do it, everybody will be disappointed. People will say, “They want to get money
out of us two times”. So we had to make the decision to go for a really long movie.”
How does this man do it? How is he able to get big stars to appear in his disastrous films? (The money must be good!)Am I looking forward to this? Hmm…..let me tell you this. I was probably one of the very few people out there who was forced to watch the “Lord of The Rings “ trilogy, and felt like Malcolm Mcdowell in ‘Clockwork Orange.’ (Not saying they were bad films…just NOT MY CUP OF TEA.) So, you can imagine how I feel towards watching a “Uwe Boll EPIC adventure” film. I’ll watch Postal, but not this.
