I was just doing a little random internet surfing the other day looking at random crap when I came across this pretty funny little list of classic lines from Star Wars that take on a whole new meaning when you replace key words with the word “PANTS”. Some of the lines were dumb… but some were classic. Here are some examples:
“I find your lack of pants disturbing”
“I sense a tremor in my pants. The last time I felt it I was in the presence of my old master”
“The blast came from those pants! That thing is operational!”
“You are unwise to lower your pants”
“Don’t worry, Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this”
“She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down there to retrieve them. See to it personally commander”
There are a whole bunch more over here that you can take a look at.
