An unfortunate basketball accident has caused Adam Sandler to become a broken man; we get wind of the injury thanks to the caves of Yahoo:
Adam Sandler broke his ankle over the weekend while playing basketball — but still won the game — according to a statement sent to The Associated Press from Sandler’s representative.
I broke my ankle about a year ago, and it was a very inconvenient and frustrating experience. You have no idea how handy two legs are until you lose one. I remember staying in bed as long as possible trying to sleep away the days to hasten my recovery. I certainly never want to break an ankle again.
I find it hilarious that this brief news release informs us that Sandler “still won the game”. Break all the bones you want opponents; the cast of Sandler is made from victory.