It looks like Rob Schneider will play a father figure in the upcoming film Wild Cherry. We get wind of this project from the professionals at Variety:
Rob Schneider, Tania Raymonde, Kristin Cavallari, Rumer Willis and Ryan Merriman will star in indie ensemble comedy “Wild Cherry” for Redwood Palms, Rampage Entertainment and Farpoint Films. Schneider will play the father of a high school senior who’s decided to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, the football’s team kicker. But when she finds out the boyfriend’s only interested in her for the sake of the team’s “bang book,” she and her best friends plan their revenge inspired by the Greek play “Lysistrata.”
I am not a big fan of Rob Schneider’s films. I do not mind him as a supporting character, but films in which he has had a leading role have never welled up excitement within me. I am not sure if this film will center on him however, it sounds like the teens will be the focus, and he will play the crazy dad.
The play Lysistrata was written in 411 BC by Aristophanes and is about women banding together blackmailing their husbands into abandoning warfare and bringing about peace in the process. The teen girls, like the Greek women in the play with no doubt withhold poontang in order to bring about change, and right wrongs that have been done. The vagina has been used as a bargaining tool since the beginning of time, and this strategy is no doubt the driving factor behind the creation of the sex robot.
