Bruce Willis is going to be bunking with Wesley Snipes for his upcoming prisoner role in Kane & Lynch. We get wind of this video game adaptation thanks the prison caves of Yahoo:
Bruce Willis is in negotiations to play a death row inmate in “Kane & Lynch,” a thriller based on a video game. Willis’ character, Kane, and a schizophrenic killer named Lynch, are sprung by Kane’s former team so that he can retrieve a stolen fortune. Kane travels to Los Angeles, Japan and Cuba, with Lynch acting as the team’s watchdog in order to save his wife and daughter.
The Lionsgate project is eyeing a fall start, with a hunt now on to find an actor to play Lynch. Veteran stunt coordinator Simon Crane will make his feature directing debut on the film. The game was published last year by Eidos Interactive.
Bruce Willis is well known for his ability to milk exotic animals. With a tender touch, he massages the udders of even the most ruthless of beasts. One story claims that he once milked a Rhino named Daisy at the Buffalo Zoo, drank its milk immediately, and then carved his initials in the horn of the animal with a sharpened and bent heroin spoon. He claims Daisy’ s milk was responsible for him landing the role in Die Hard, and the rest they say, is history!
In case you haven’t guessed, I have no idea what this game is about. If you do, please feel free to share your thoughs!
