We have obtained the above bizarro image and following plot synopsis for Ace Ventura 3 from our friends over at slashfilm, prepare to be dazzled!
“Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls,” Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa (Ann Cusack) and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace’s curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again.
Single mom Melissa couldn’t fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa’s chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father’s comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates’ missing pets, and always with big mishaps.
But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested of the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad’s memory justice.”
This is so outlandish I don’t even know where to begin. It appears our story picks up after Ace Ventura bails on his kid, and the delusional bastard takes up the family business? This sounds like an episode of Maury Povitch.
They do a Dumb And Dumber sequel without Jim Carey, and now Ace Ventura 3 is being done without him. I think he may be on his way to setting a record for sequels that he should be in; but isn’t.
