Meagan Fox has revealed some of her glorious whorish escapades with GQ one of which involved a striper named Nikita. We get the following gossip from the romance caves of Yahoo:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Someone call Aerosmith and let them know that their ballads still work. I usually don’t like to post stuff like this – but this right here is too awesome to ignore. Fox would get her Russian stripper girlfriend to dance to Aerosmith ballads – that is flat out awesome. I think if I had to plan a date with Fox and a Russian stripper – it would end exactly like that.
What isn’t cool is that she pulled the douche bag move of meeting someone, and then trying to change them. You started dating a stripper – she will strip; leave her be. Don’ ask an artist to leave their field of work – it isn’t classy.
