Dance Flick Poster Online

The only thing I like about Spoof movies are the posters. They are actually clever visual representations of the movies they intend to spoof, paying solid tribute in mashing them all together in parody. I am a graphic designer, so I recognize the efforts made.

And thats where the respect ends. Now I won’t go all Perez Hilton and paste my opinions of the genre all over the poster and post it instead to make it more of a mockery. The poster is pretty good. I wish the genre would offer the same respect. But gone are the days where spoof movies are clever parodies, and instead are just a succession of scenes of people playing your favourite characters doing amped up loopy versions doing things very out of character. Nothing clever at all.

MTV Movies blog offers up the poster for their latest Wayans embarrassment, Dance Flick

Problem with these films is that they cost nothing, involve no imagination, actually work better if you hire shitty actors (which cost nothing) they don’t even have to try to be smart. I thought Not Another Teen movie had its moments but it was a glimmer of hope in a sea of diarrhea. Bottom line is that you retards keep BUYING TICKETS. Worst movies ever and they still make money. Idiocracy here we come!

Now I do love a good dance movie. The plot can suck, the story can be weak, but it entertains the crap out of me if the dancing is good. I don’t care much for the Krunking or whatever the hell you whippersnappers call that non-rhythmic spasmodic twitches to angry rap music. But all it takes is some plot of mixing traditional dance with new moves to win a contest to save the school/arts center/orphanage and I am renting that puppy for sure.

This however is NOT that. This will be gags poked at people dancing poorly thinking they are doing it right, while they make gags about brushing someone’s hair with a penis. Oh, and at some point a girl will fart.

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