I am 100% against movie piracy. I hate the methods the MPAA uses to enforce anti-piracy practices, but that doesn’t mean that I think piracy is ok. Not in the least. It’s theft plain and simple. So imagine my surprise when I’m talking to my own mother the other day and she says this to me:
MOM: “John, you know what movie I just saw that I really liked”?
JOHN: “Which one”?
MOM: “Wolverine”
JOHN: “WHAT?!?!?! Mom did you download an illegal copy of a movie”?
MOM: “No. How do I do that”?
JOHN: “MOM!?!?!?!”
MOM: “No, my friend had a copy and lent it to me. It’s really good”
Needless to say I immediately called the authorities to narc out my mom about her illegal actions, but then changed my mind when I remembered she was making veal cutlets for dinner… and I love veal cutlets and don’t want anything interfering with her dinner preparations.
So there you have it folks. Wolverine is really good. Thus saith the mom of John.
