Ok, this story is probably total and complete bullshit… but it got me thinking about it so i thought I’d put up a post about it.
Billy Mays was the ultimate TV pitch man. I swear that man could talk a republican into giving a blow job to a homeless guy for a sandwich… yes… he’s that persuasive… which is why you should never look Billy Mays in the eyes… and why they never let him into the United Nations, because they feared he’d sell them on the idea of turning over global power to him… and that he’d get them all to buy 1000 cases of OxiClean.
Anyway, this rumor came out that Steve Carell is considering playing Mays in a biopic. I think it’s total crap, but if it was true, I’d love the casting.
So what do you think? Would Steve Carell make a good Billy Mays? If not… who else could you see playing the part?
