Megan Fox Is Catwoman. In Other News: Santa Clause Is Real, O.J. Didn’t Do It And The Oscars Love Comedies

I don’t want to waste too much of my time on this post, but it at least deserves mentioning. Let me say this once. Are you all listening? MEGAN FOX IS NOT CATWOMAN. Ok?

I don’t care what “The Sun” said. It’s not happening. Do you think for one solitary moment that Christopher Nolan would ever in a million years even CONSIDER casting a talentless piece of meat like Megan Fox in his Batman franchise?

The man who put Christian Bale in
The man who put Michael Caine in
The man who put Gary Oldman in
The man who put Morgan Freeman in

This is not Michael Bay. Nolan is not all about tits and ass. This is his Batman franchise, and there is no way in hell this genius is going to put Megan Fox in it. Period. End of story. No questions asked.

I simply can not believe how many people I’ve read on the web today that actually believe this tripe.

This reminds of of last year when people were eating up the “news” that it was “confirmed” that Johnny Depp and Philip Seymour Hoffman had joined the cast of Batman 3 as the Riddler and the Penguin… long before Nolan had even begun thinking about a Batman 3.

It… is… not… happening.

Maybe she could be “Nameless hooker #5”, but that’s about as far as Nolan would go.

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