Wes Craven has pumped out a new trailer for his upcoming horror flick “My Soul To Take” which he wrote and directed himself. The film is based around a group of teens from a small town who realize that 7 of them were born on the same day that the Riverton Ripper was killed. This is when a string of murders start to pop up in the little town again, which after some serious contemplation they realize the only explanation must be that the Riverton Rippers soul must of made his way into one of the teens born on the day he passed away allowing him to use his/her body to murder once again DUN DUN DUNnnnnnnn.
After watching this trailer I of course decided to wikipedia my birthdate to make sure I didn’t share my birth with the demise of a cereal killer. Because clearly that’s something to worry about. Well, it ends up instead I was born the day and year that the British ferry MS Herald of Free Enterprise capsized in about 90 seconds killing 193 people. So yeah… if there’s a string of ferry capsizes going on, it was me MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHA!