George Lucas hasn’t made enough money of the same 6 films yet so instead of moving ahead with something new, he has ordered all 6 Original films converted to 3D which may take up to 7 years to complete.
Then someone reminded Papa Smurf that he owns more than one franchise. So now Indiana Jones is getting the 3D treatment too.
George Lucas has been down in the dumps, suffering form what psychologists call “Avatar Envy.” In order to combat the crippling mental illness, the famed director ordered the entire Star Wars saga converted to 3D. Rumor has it that this treatment failed to have the desired effect, so Lucas is taking the 3D axe to the Indiana Jones films, as well.
Come on! Who doesn’t want to see a swinging monkey chase through the rainforest in 3D?
I could honestly say I would be curious to see Star Wars in 3D, but I don’t care much about seeing Indy in 3D.
What’s next? THX1138 3D? American Graffitti 3D?
Hopefully this is just a rumour.
