Cinematical got their hands on the all new poster for the latest spoof movie, ‘Superhero Movie.’
Cinematical gives us this synopsis and poster:
Superhero Movie revolves around a high school kid named Rick Riker who develops superhuman abilities after being bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly. Thus, he soon becomes The Dragonfly … and must go on a quest to stop a supervillain called The Hourglass from taking over the world.
Oh my god! Will they ever stop churning out these f*cking god awful movies? Holy f*ck! I mean, really…is this a separate spoof or a sequel to ‘Scary Movie 4,’ because almost everybody in this poster is from the ‘Scary Movie’ series. There’s not even any originality with the poster, because it actually LOOKS like the ‘Scary Movie’ series as well.
Do not go see this movie! Every time these spoof movies come out, they get horrible reviews, yet great box office numbers. You want to know why? It’s because the studios are smart enough to release the movie when it has NOTHING to compete with.
If this is the only movie to see on March 28,2008, then stay home! Read a book! Have a movie night at home! Get drunk! Get laid! Masturbate if you’re that bored, but PLEASE stay away from this movie, because if you do, I guarantee the numbers for horrible spoofs will diminish.
Avoid this movie this March 28, 2008.
