In the comments section of the last Hannibal Post I put up the other day, “Dave” gave us the next logical evolution for Hannibal… to join in on the movie sequel “vs” cash-in. His idea for the next big blockbuster? Hannibal Vs Predator!!! Oh yeah baby, I’d drop my $14 to get in on some of that screen action!
The movie would consist of 75 minutes of Anthony Hopkins playing with the Predator’s head. making the Predator doubt himself… reliving painful memories of playing with other Predator children. Then Hannibal would talk about how much he’s looking forward to using the Predator’s green blood as a sauce for his fava bean stir fry. Then in the last 2 minutes of the film the Predator would just rip Hannibal’s head off and do a funky dance around Hannibal’s body to the music of the Will Smith soundtrack for the movie. Oh yeah… I can see it all now. But why stop there? You could have J-Lo in it too as the Predator’s low-income ex-girlfriend who left him years ago to pursue her dreams of a music career. How about some other “vs” films?
Baby Geniuses vs. Aliens
Batman vs. Shrek
Spider-Man vs. Resident Evil Chick
Star Wars vs. The Kid from Home Alone
Ahh the list could go on and on (like this post). What would be some other good ones?