Yes, you read that title right. Somewhere in the world, some brain trust that obviously made they’re money from an inheritance decided to not only produce a sequel to one of the most horrible pieces of cinematic trash you’d ever fear to come across in the bargain bins… but a third one as well. I played D&D as a kid (perhaps that’s why I’m so screwed up) and was really excited when I heard about the first Dungeons and Dragons being made… it could have been so good. With Jeremy Irons it SHOULD have been fantastic. But wow… that movie just feel into a pit and failed it’s save roll miserably. What a horrid movie. Anyway, Dungeons and Dragons 2 will be released straight to video sometime next year. Why anyone wants to do 3 is beyond me. The good folks at Cinescape give us this:
Zinc Entertainment, a division of Joel Silver’s Silver Pictures, is developing “Dungeons & Dragons 3.” What about number 2 you ask? Warner Bros. will release “Dungeons & Dragons 2: The Elemental Might,” which is completing production, theatrically in the U.S. next year and subsequently on homevideo. “Dungeons & Dragons 2” stars Bruce Payne and Mark Dymond, reprising their roles from the first pic. Clemency Burton-Hill and Steven Elder are also attached to star for director Gerry Lively.
Ummm… yeah. Whatever. Someone get me a 20 sided die so I can see if I can kill this sucker.