Oh my goodness gracious. If you are a scientist looking for evidence that the human race is completely hopeless… you need look no further. Get ready kiddies, cause Baywatch The Movie is coming your way. Who thinks up this stuff? The good folks over at Cinema Confidential give us this:
Dreamworks will be producing a “Baywatch” movie for the big screen. Yes, the big screen, not television. The film will be adapted from the TV show which ran for 12 seasons and spawned the careers of such people as Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Gina Lee Nolin, among others.
I’m sorry… did that say DREAMWORKS?!?!?! What the hell!?!?! Have they gone totally mad? In the church of Hollywood I’m loosing my religion faster than a teenage Penticostal on prom night.
