After the kick ass Bitch Slap interview I hit the con and scoured the maze for cool people and bitchin’ art. This is my journey…
I was greeted by the dudes from 300, then we ate yogurt off his abs
This guy asked me for a smoke
This green dude got gang raped; I took a picture and alerted authorities
James Bond parked his car in this plastic case
Cobra was out recruiting
Cobra Commander says Work HARDER!
Props From Conan The Barbarian
Sweet shank From Conan The Barbarian
….I wanted to steal this helmet
Darth was like, I forgot my puffer brah, sucks to my assmar
Dr. Strange and Crew Laying down some smack on the Hulk
The King isn’t dead; he works on the Death Star
Lloyd Kaufman gets shot in the genitals for selling his stuff so cheap
Mummy 3 dudes getting ready to hunt freaks and geeks
John and I dressed up in our convention outfits
Fantasy model Stacey E. Walker autographing smut for some loser
Suicide Girls representing
Justice finally catches up with me