It looks like the chipmunks sequel is going to try and steal thunder from the sweet baby Jesus on December 25th. We get the following scoop from our friends at comingsoon:
20th Century Fox has set a Christmas Day 2009 release date for Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel. It will face Disney’s new animated The Princess and the Frog on that day.
The Chipmunks are notorious blasphemers. Disguised by big media as a kid friendly singing group, they seek to teach children the way of satan and create a generation of godless consumers with a penchant for fornication and rock and roll music (the music of the goat lord). In an ongoing affront to the merciful baby jesus, these tasteless heathens now dare to release their film on the birthday of the blessed saviour of the world.
I refuse to see this film on Christmas day. I will be busy drinking egg nog and singing hymns. These furry hellions can preach their message of idol worship and perversion all they want, me and my house will be celebrating christmas for its intended purpose; sun worship.
