The Comedies, Horrors and Family Films of 2009

With 2008 now behind us it’s time to start looking forward to the films of 2009. There are a lot of good (and bad) looking flicks coming our way in the next 12 months.

Our good friends over at Cinematical put up a list of the Comedy, Horror and Family films slated to come our way. Take a look over them and then go into the comments section to talk about the ones you’re most looking forward to seeing.

The ones I’m most excited about are highlighted in red.

FAMILY FILMS

January: Hotel for Dogs, Inkheart.
February: Coraline, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.
March: Race to Witch Mountain (Disney + The Rock = $$$), Monsters vs. Aliens.
April: Hannah Montana: The Movie.
May: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Up.
June: Imagine That (warning: contains Eddie Murphy).
July: Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (is this a prequel? How are the dinosaurs dawning after the mammals?), G-Force, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
August: None
September: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
October: Toy Story (3D re-release), Where the Wild Things Are, Astro Boy.
November: A Christmas Carol (one of those crazy 3D motion-capture things, like Polar Express), The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Old Dogs (aka John Travolta and Robin Williams remake Daddy Day Care).
December: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel, The Princess and the Frog.

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COMEDIES

January: Bride Wars, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, New in Town
February: Fanboys, He’s Just Not That Into You, Pink Panther 2, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Miss February, Fired Up, Youth in Revolt
March: All About Steve, I Love You, Man, This Side of the Truth, The Accidental Husband, Adventureland, The Janky Promoters, Monsters vs. Aliens
April: The Ugly Truth, Observe and Report, 17 Again
May: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, My Life in Ruins, Next Day Air, Bruno, Night at the Museum 2, Up
June: Land of the Lost, The Hangover, Year One
July: Ice Age 3, I Love You Beth Cooper, 500 Days of Summer, G-Force, Funny People, They Came from Upstairs
August: Julie & Julia, Shorts, Dance Flick, Post Grad, Max’s Mardi Gras
September: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
October: Toy Story (3-D), Zombieland
November: Tooth Fairy, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Three Stooges, Old Dogs
December: Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, The Princess and the Frog

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HORROR

January
9
Autopsy (After Dark) — Hospital-style hell. Often attempted, rarely well.
The Broken (After Dark) — Lena Headey. Richard Jenkins. Evil doppelganger. Slick flick.
The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations (After Dark) — A theatrical-release sequel to a DTV sequel. Weird.
Dying Breed (After Dark) — Horror from down unda’. Familiar but effective. I dug it.
From Within (After Dark) — Also known as The Tribeca Nap.
Perkins’ 14 (After Dark) — A bunch of brainwashed folks go psycho. Sounds cool.
Slaughter (After Dark) — Chick moves to a huanted farm. Really?
The Unborn (Rogue) — David Goyer. Undead kid. Cloverfield hottie. PG-13.
Voices (After Dark) — Occult from Korea.
16
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (Lionsgate) — Good, goofy, gory fun. Find a 3-D theater.
23
Donkey Punch (Magnet) — Stylish, nasty, sexy, speedy.
The Lodger (Sony) — It was a book before Hitchcock got there. Solid cast, too.
Outlander (Third Rail) — Aliens, Vikings & Monsters. Oh my.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Screen Gems)
30
The Uninvited (Paramount) — Remake of the excellent Tale of Two Sisters. PG-13.

February
13
Friday the 13th (WB) — I’ve gone from bleah to hmm to yeah! (Still, fingers crossed.)

March
13
The Horsemen (Lionsgate) — Dennis Quaid, serial killers, and apocalyptic horror. Sign me up.
Race to Witch Mountain (Disney) — Included because I like kids.

April
24
Obsessed (Screen Gems) — Hottie stalker goes psycho. These just never get old.

May
15
Angels & Demons (Columbia) — With a title like that, it’s gotta be a horror movie. Right?
29
Drag Me to Hell (Universal) — Raimi’s first horror movie since Evil Dead 2. Woohoo!

June
19
The Haunting in Connecticut (Lionsgate) — The trailer is actually pretty solid!

July
24
Orphan (WB) — More evil kids! And Vera Farmiga, Nice.
Piranha 3-D (Dimension) — Should be the best movie of the whole year.

August
21
Final Destination 4: Death Trip 3-D — Yep, you read that right.
28
Halloween 2 (Dimension) — Zombie insisted he wouldn’t do the sequel, but guess what?

September
11
Daybreakers (Lionsgate) — Futuristic vampires and Willem Defoe. Awesome.
Whiteout (WB) — Kate Beckinsale and the Antarctic slasher, Double awesome.
18
Jennifer’s Body (Fox) — Diablo Cody, Megan Fox, possessed cheerleader. Yes, please.
25
The Crazies (Overture) — Has this even gone into production yet?

October
2
Sorority Row (Summit) — Wow, someone actually remade The House on Sorority Row. How odd.
9
Zombieland (Columbia) — Woody Harrelson horror comedy. But is it coming this year?
16
The Stepfather (Screen Gems) — Stop raiding my DVD stack!
23
Saw 6 (Lionsgate) — Yep. Six.

November
6
The Box (WB) — Richard Kelly doin’ Richard Matheson. Sounds good. Still … Cameron Diaz?
The Wolfman (Universal) — I dig the director (Joe Johnston) and the lead (Benicio Del Toro), so who knows?
20
New Moon (Summit) — aka Twilight 2.

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