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What the hell happened to Robin Williams?!?! No seriously. This guy was one of the best actors in the business for a few years, and in the last 5 years he’s just totally gone down the toilet. Don’t think I’m a Williams hater… I’m pissed because I appreciate how much talent he has, but the man has done pure crap for YEARS now.

Case in point, the new movie “Old Dogs” that’s doing with John Travolta (don’t even get me started on him… although I admit he was actually pretty good in Hairspray). How bad does this borderline “Three Men And A Baby” rip off sound:

Two best friends — one unlucky-in-love divorcee (ROBIN WILLIAMS) and the other a fun-loving bachelor (JOHN TRAVOLTA) — have their lives turned upside down when they’re unexpectedly charged with the care of six-year-old twins while on the verge of the biggest business deal of their lives. The not-so-kid-savvy bachelors stumble in their efforts to take care of the twins (newcomers ELLA BLEU TRAVOLTA and CONNER RAYBURN), leading to one debacle after another, and perhaps to a new-found understanding of what’s really important in life.

Bru-Tal. You’re not supposed to pre-judge a film. You can think it LOOKS like crap, but you shouldn’t decide in your head that it IS crap before seeing it yourself. Yeah well… I’m breaking that rule. This movie sucks. I haven’t seen one single frame and I’m telling you right now it sucks. I’ll apologize later if I end up being wrong. But this movie sucks.

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