Rosario Dawson Joins Sure To Suck Movie: The Zookeeper

If I had to make a list of the top 10 female characters in movies that I would sever a limb for to have just 20 minutes alone with in the Playboy Mansion’s “What happens in here stays in here” room, Rosario Dawson’s character from Clerks 2 would be near the top. A woman so funny and cool and completely hot beyond all rational comprehension… it’s almost not fair.

Anyway, Dawson has been making some odd choices recently in her career. I never liked her choice to be in “Eagle Eye” instead of Zack and Miri Makr A Porno… and now she’s going to appear in a “sure to suck” movie called “The Zookeeper” along side Paul Blart Mall Cop’s Kevin James.

Our friends over at RamaScreen give us these details about the upcoming doomed production:

The story is about zoo animals trying to teach the keeper their methods of dating and mating to help him win back the woman of his dreams… I’m just waiting for the twist when the animals gang up on the dude and eat him whole.

Really? Rosario I think someone needs to do a career intervention on you and stop this insanity. The only way this project could sound worse is if Rob Schneider was attached to it. Count me out.

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