Jessica Simpson should have stayed in her little home with her little husband Shooting her little TV Show and singing her little songs. That this chick is getting major film roles really burns me up. Why? Because she’s not an actress. Period. If you want to read me rant on about that you can go here.
So now it’s being reported that Jessica Simpson has landed the lead role in “Major Movie Star”. Ugg. The good folks over at ComingSoon give us this little bit of insight:
Jessica Simpson, who makes her feature debut as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard on August 5th, tells ComingSoon.net that her next project is titled Major Movie Star. In the film, to be produced by “Dukes” producer Bill Gerber, Simpson will play an actress who has hit rockbottom and enlists in the marine reserve.
Shoot me. Jessica is an attractive women… no arguments from me… but she sucks. Have you seen the trailers? How painful was it everytime she would speak? Anyway, perhaps I’m being unfair and I should see The Dukes of Hazzard first before passing judgment.
Ummm… Nope. I’m going to pass judgment now. She sucks. She can’t act… because… she’s not an actress. She’s a singer. So go sing something lady and leave the acting to the actors.
