Hey, remember that “horror” movie from a few years back with Lou Diamond Phillips called “Bats” where a small Texas town becomes terrorized by a bunch of genetically altered bats who have become all nasty like? Remember how bad it was? Yeah well I guess some people don’t remember because word on the street is that they’re making a sequel to it.
Now that you’ve had a chance to pick your head up off the table, I’ll repeat that. They’re making a sequel to Bats. Oh good gracious. The good folks over at MovieHole give us this:
Set in present day Afghanistan, the sequel centres on a group of soldiers who endeavor to capture Fazul, a fanatical terrorist who has escaped into the maze of caves underlying the landscape of the country. As the troops spelunk, they encounter one major obstacle: genetically altered bats programmed to seek out flesh and consume it.
Oh yes! I can see it now! The Bats will ultimately bring Osama to justice. F’ing Eh! I mean seriously… how does some rich executive look at that and think “yeah… people will love it. Go ahead and make it”. Sometimes I wonder how the human race made it this far in one piece.
