How did Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo even get made? I hated the first one. Not because is was lewd (lewd can be good), not because it was dirty (dirty can be great), but just because it was utterly not funny… at all. So surprise surprise… this one is supposed to suck. The critics are slamming it hard.
I got a great comment from “Smyth” this week about Rob Schneider. He said: “an unfunny SNL one-shot who has been largely reduced to yelling “you can do it” in terrible Adam Sandler movies.” Too funny! And pretty acurate too.
So, the early reviews for Deuce Bigalow are coming in hard and fast. Here’s what some of the critics have to say about it:
“You’ll live a happier, fuller life without watching a cancer patient shoot wine through the hole in her neck.”
Joshua Tyler, CINEMABLEND.COM“European Gigolo is more slapdash than its predecessor, and its jokes, albeit blue, are more borrowed than new.”
Ed Gonzalez, SLANT MAGAZINE“A movie that exceeds your lowest expectations–it’s not only coarse and raunchy but utterly unfunny.”
Frank Swietek, ONE GUY’S OPINION“As crazy as the sequel tries to be, it is about as funny as watching people eating worms on reality TV.”
Ron Wilkinson, MONSTERS AND CRITICS
Ugg… I REALLY hate the fact that I have to go sit through this movie on the weekend. Ugg.
