You know, if you want to make a comeback from your self sabotaged film career, you have to shake things up a little. And Lindsay Lohan only knows how to shake a martini, so she is resorting to shock casting to star in a porn star biopic, and then fall back on some good slasher fare.
Linday Lohan would be starring as Linda Lovelace, star of the infamous porno Deep Throat, in Inferno, which will chronicle Lovelace’s work as an anti-porn activist. Today, Bloody Disgusting learned that the Parent Trap double star has signed on to Ryukei Kitamura’s next film, promisingly titled Black Friday 3D.
I don’t think anyone would have an issue with Lohan staring as Linda Lovelace. The edge of scandal of an actress staring in a biopic of a pornstar is lost considering the tabloid existance of Lohan in past years.
And Ryukei Kitamura’s slasher Black Friday 3D would be a good place to see her offer a different kind of screaming.
If Machete can put her back on the map and she nails the biopic, a slasher might seem a step backwards.
I have enjoyed Lohan films in the past, and maybe this downward spiral of hers is what she needed to get out of those squeaky clean teen roles.
