Ok, by now most of you have seen the trailers or commercials for The Cave. The Cave looks ok… nothing special and it’ll probably end up being a waste of time. But who knows… looks like it has the potential to at least be a fun little monster/horror film.
From what I can remember, the story goes like this. A few years ago the world’s largest and deepest cave is discovered and a bunch of explorers go down to see it. They are never seen again. So now a few MORE explorers and scientists are going down to find out what happened to them… and as you can expect they run into some monsters.
But here’s the problem. I’m sitting at home the other day watching the news when commercial for The Cave comes on. The commercial doesn’t really show anything that wasn’t in the trailer… UNTIL. Near the end of the commercial a HUGE… and I mean HUGE spoiler is given. I couldn’t believe it. I was so pissed off that the gave this big “plot twist” away. I’m putting what was said in the commercial in white text so you can’t see it in case you want to stay spoiler free. If you want to read it, hold down your left mouse button and drag it over the empty space below to highlight it:
Near the end of the commercial, it shows one of the women down in the cave and she says “They weren’t eaten by the creatures (talking about the missing explorers from a few years ago)… they ARE the creatures!”
Well thank you very much you bunch of morons! Why the hell did they put that in the television commercial? I now have no reason to go see this film… because I know everything now. And all it took was giving away that one stupid line! What a bunch of idiots.
