File this one under “Oh good grief!” Hack director Uwe Boll has proclaimed that his ucoming Dungeon Siege film is “simply too epic to be confined by one film”. How the hell does a guy proclaim his own crap as being “too epic”???
Anyway, according to CinemaEye, Boll has decided to pull a Kill Bill and split the film into 2 separate parts:
In true LORD OF THE RINGS fashion, the current cut of the film runs over 4 hours. So, no doubt inspired by Quentin Tarantino’s KILL BILL, he is splitting it into two “volumes.” The first volume has been retitled: IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE.
Look, i in no way endorse the breaking of any laws… but I wouldn’t loose any sleep is someone were to “accidentally” burn down this guys studio where the prints are being kept. Seriously… doesn ANYONE out there think this is going to be any good? If so… why?
