Maybe that’s why they call him SUPERman. This was just way too funny not to post. But apparently the studio execs are not very happy with an element of Bryan Singer’s new Superman film. Oh they aren’t worried about the quality of the production… they’re worried about the size of Brandon Routh’s bulge.
Apparently the new “Man of Steel” is so well endowed, the costure department had to fit him with a special codpiece for the movie. The execs are worried the bulge is going to become a distraction. The good folks over at Ananova then tell us what they’re going to do about it:
The Sun’s source said: “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen.
“We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.”
How good must life be for Brandon Routh right now? I can just see him in a club hitting on some woman: “Yeah baby… they had to hire another special effects company to REDUCE the size of Mr. Krypton if you know what I mean”. Too funny.
