Bruce Campbell is getting ready to go into production on what could possibly be the single greatest motion picture in the history of mankind. Screw gay cowboys and hobbits and Shawshanks… to hell with them all. “They Call Me Bruce” is the name that will echo through history!
So what is “They Call Me Bruce” going to be all about?
B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight real monsters in a small town in Orgeon.
Now I know what you must be saying right now: “John, this news is just too good to be true, it must just be rumour”. No no no my disbelieving friends. The following is from Bruce Campbell’s official site:
They Call Me Bruce is the tale of a small town set upon by demons after a group of teen-agers unwittingly unleash an ancient curse. Campbell, playing himself, is kidnapped off the set of a B horror movie and, despite his protestations that he’s just an actor, is forced to play the role of his heroic movie character in order to save the town. Mark Verheiden (The Mask, TimeCop) is writing the screenplay. Production is scheduled for early 2006 in southern Oregon.
All the other studios might as well stop production on any films they have in the works right now.
Ok, but seriously folks, I’m as giddy as a school girl over this. It’s got classic written all over it. Seriously… is anyone here NOT interested in seeing this? I submit there is NOT. Thanks to Miles for pointing this one out to me.
