Giant animal/monster movies are some of my favorite Saturday afternoon “home in front of the TV” programs. Movies are no different. Don’t get me wrong… I’m not saying they’re GOOD movies… I’m just saying I have a twisted sense of fun watching them, no matter how bad they are.
The good folks over at CinemaBlend have a new article up talking about 2 new “Giant Killer Whatevers” coming our way. “Meg” is another killer shark movie. But this is no ordinary shark my friends… it’s a GIANT Shark. OOooooooo. And another called “Primeval” about a killer Crocodile. But this is no ordinarily Crocodile… it’s a GIANT Crocodile! Ooooooo.
Yes, these “Giant Killer Whatever” films haven’t actually produced quality filmmaking in a long time… but who cares? Sometimes its ok for a movie just to be good escapism fun. And what else is better for doing that than Giant Killer Crocodile movies? (Other than porn).
Yes they’re bad… but I say “Bring em on!” I mean, who doesn’t want to see a giant 50 foot Hamster slaughtering a bus full of Mexican seniors on their way to the casino? I sure do!
