Non-Actress Jessica Simpson just doesn’t want to take the hint. Totally confused why some studio won’t hand her a serious role, Jessica has taken matters into her own hands (Many of you are wishing your penis was named “matters”), and bought the movie rights to the Jackie Collins novel “Lovers and Players“. Gosh, I wonder who she’s planning on putting in the lead female role?
The good folks over at Cinematical give us this little tid bit onthe project:
Lovers and Players tells the story of a billionaire who summons his three sons to Las Vegas in order to make an announcement about their inheritance. Somewhere mixed in is a 19-year-old waitress named Liberty who aspires to be the next Mariah Carey.
Oh surprise surprise! A music celeb who is going to make a movie about a character who wants to become a music celeb. Gee Whizz… never seen that before have we.
Look, I’m sorry to come off so harsh, but it has to be said: Someone needs to tell her to wear her tight little outfits, smile with those beautiful teeth and shake her titties for 3 minutes at a time in her music videos and stay the hell out of movies. She’ll make more money than I ever could in 8 lifetimes. Do all of us film fans a favour and leave the art of acting to real actresses.
