Jessica Simpson in Baywatch

You know, if there was an actual movie project in existence where Jessica’s Simpson’s involvement would be a 100% total mistake, then perhaps Baywatch the movie would be that project.

The good folks over at Movie Tab are reporting that Jessica Simpson has been tagged to take over Pamela Anderson’s role in the forthcoming Baywatch movie. Here’s what they had to say:

Jessica Simpson has been cast as the lead in the upcoming Baywatch movie, based on the popular 90’s TV show that starred Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff. “Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role,” according to the newspapers anonymous source. “Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi’s part her own.”

Let’s see. A role that requires no talent whatsoever, where she just has to look hot and let her boobs bounce around for 90 minutes? Yeah ok… that sounds right up Simpson’s ally.

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