New Snakes On A Plane Poster

New-snakes-posterI swear, buy the time all is said and done, they’re going to be able to teach an entire marketing class based entirely on a “Snakes on a Plane” case study. The story of how this stupid little film (which I can’t wait to see) has become a cult phenomena even before its release is just crazy.

Anyway, as you can see… there is a new Snakes on a Plane poster out and making its way around the web. But this poster could be the first marketing blunder for the movie. As Cinemablend so eloquently put it “there’s a distinct lack of mother fucking snakes in the art work!” Indeed, as Samuel L. would say… Where the fuck are the mother fucking snakes?!?!

The Snakes on a Plane poster should be nothing but a picture of a pile of fricking snakes via Raiders of the Lost Ark. Just show a big damn snake with Samuel L. Jackson punching it in the face! That’s all we need to see damnit!

You can see a much larger version of this bad poster over here.

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