Love Guru Picture

We have the first released pic of The Love Guru thanks to our friends at moviesonline:

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Is it just me, or is Mike Myers flashing THE SHOCKER?

Mike Myers plays “The Love Guru,” Pitka and is on a quest to reunite Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) with his wife that has separated from him and is totally boning Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake). When you have to put a man and wife back together and JT is in the way; you know you have work to do. Alba plays The Toronto Maple Leafs owner Jane Bullard.

This movie seems like an excuse for Myers to talk about his beloved Maple Leafs more than anything else. It will be nice however to see him as another character; he has made a bushel of legends already, and we will see if Pika joins the good list with Deter, or the bad list with Lothar. I think JT can sing like a mother fucker, but his acting is not adequate for major motion pictures. He was off-putting in Black Snake Moan, and I have no desire to see him act again. He was good on SNL, he made me laugh on the Christmas special, but I do not think he has the necessary gifting to do dramatic roles. Jessica Alba as the owner of a hockey team is just strange, why not thrown in Judith Light as the Zamboni Driver?

Anyway, enjoy the pic and someone photoshop this for hilarity. I want to see his arm around gene hackman!

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