Against my better judgment, I squeezed in some time to catch Resident Evil 2. Good Lord is this a horrible movie. Acting=pitiful, Story=What freaking story?!?!, Directing=Did they have a director?, Dialog=painful. Action=boring and sometimes impossible to follow because of rotten camera work and editing. Ironically there was only 1 decent thing about the movie… It KNOWS it’s stupid.
I realize that sounds funny, but right from the beginning you could tell that the film makers knew this film was horrible and weren’t going to insult our intelligence by pretending otherwise. It knew the audience was mostly going to be teenage boys wanting to see some explosions and Milla Jovovich in skimpy outfits… so that’s all they focused on. And to be fair, they delivered.
Now, here’s some earth shattering news for you. Milla Jovovich is interested in doing a Resident Evil 3!!! Oh wow! What a shock! You mean the actress who can’t get any real work is interested in doing another movie?!?! Wow… stop the presses. So far her best work was in Zoolander as Katinka Ingabogovinanana (I bet most of you didn’t even know that was her!). Please… for goodness sake… won’t someone please think of the children and stop RE3 from being made.
