Here are the 2007 Oscar Results from the good folks over at CNN: Best motion picture of the year Babel The Departed Letters from Iwo Jima Little Miss Sunshine The Queen Performance by an actor in a leading role Leonardo ...

BEST PICTURE!! THE DEPARTED! The Academy Got it RIGHT!!!!!! And our closing thoughts. Ellen sucks, The Kodak is beautiful, Songs suck, montages suck… the show is too long… but overall a better pace to the show this year than in ...

Best Actress… the award for the most attractive looking woman at the Oscars this year… Reese Witherspoon. This woman has never looked better. Best Actor, Best Director FINALLY!!!! MARTIN!!! powered by ODEO

Yet another pointless montage, Best Editing, the In Memoriam powered by ODEO

More with the bloody musical numbers… even though Beyonce is wonderful to look at. Best useless song usually played in the end credits powered by ODEO

Best Original Score, Best Original Screenplay… and how high Dunst looks… in her bad dress… with WAY too dark lipstick. We’re too focused on this crap. powered by ODEO

Best Short Documentary, Best Documentary and Jerry Seinfeld powered by ODEO

While John and Doug are doing their playful commentary on the Oscars, my wife and I had a different thought. Commercials. One of the biggest draws of big events like the Superbowl is these extra special commercials that they pay ...

Best Visual Effects, Best Foreign Film… how the HELL does Pan’s Labyrinth win 3 Oscars… and lose to another film that isn’t even nominated for anything? Oh well… Oscars are about surprises… and about Ellen ruining the show… oh god ...

Best Costume Design – The evenings most awkward moment as Tom Cruise walked on stage – Sherry Lansing’s award – Cinematography powered by ODEO

Best Animated – Best Adapted Screenplay YES!!! THE DEPARTED!!! powered by ODEO

Songs songs songs… stupid stupid fricking useless songs powered by ODEO